Friday 15 April 2011

The Baby Miracle

Let's start with a funny story about kids.

There's a cinema, and they're playing a film for kids. The place is filled with children and parents. Suddenly, a giant fart is breaking the silence. - It's me - says the little girl loudly - because I haven't pooped today yet.

Thesis: Everything is nice and sweet if it has baby in it. Replace a baby with a man and you get a gross story, acceptable only in non-metrosexual men's locker room.

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