1. Babies are suicidal. When they crawl on the bed, they don't stop on the edge. They'd rather speed up.
2. Babies eat everything. They're like next generation robotic vacuum cleaners, methodically cleaning all the floors from small objects, without any operator.
3. Babies are shameless. Urinating in public is just business as usual, run-of-the-mill activity, no biggie.
4. Babies are perverts. They grab any phallic object they can and put it inside their mouth.
5. Babies love electricity. But electricity doesn't love them.
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