Thursday 17 March 2011

Why Do Poles Drink So Much?

1. Polish language demand a lot of tongue flexibility[1].
2. Sober society would never elect convicted felon to be a Deputy Prime Minister, nor any of his coalition buddies. After the elections sober part either went AWOL[2] or stopped being sober.
3. You need to occupy your mind while you're not currently busy shooting enemies with diamonds[3].
4. You would drink too, if it happened to you (I mean the privilege to live in this country in these unfortunately interesting times).

[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrz%C4%85szcz
[2] AWOL = Awaiting Work Only in London
[3] That's an insider joke, to be explained later. Victims of Polish Educational System know what I mean.

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